Saturday, November 29, 2008

Guido Fist Pump = Best Website Of The Week



"This site is a shrine to the glory of guidos fist pumping. Guidettes the world over are already going nuts over the jersey shore dancing below. Thank you and keep pumping those fists. Welcome to the next generation of guido fist pumpery. The site is full blown 2.0."
What would we do without the internet? It's gold, pure gold. This is the best website of the week. Period.
It's easy to spot of one these Guidos - real easy:
1) "Blow out" style haircuts
2) Lots of earrings.
3) Wannabe mafia/gangsta.
4) Orange fake tan.
5) Lips tightly pressed together as if air-kissing someone. In every picture.
6) They almost always carry a bottle - not a drink in a glass.
Don't be mad. I'm giving you something to pump your fist to yo. Tiesto - Flight 643

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